Obviously Newham is so stuffed with talent that you can jury rig a variety performance in less than ten minutes. There must be something in the water - I should investigate and find out who.
Alas it was enough and I thrust into the limelight to keep everyone entertained for ten minutes.
|We are The Audience - entertain us!|
Fortunately the dancers arrived and I managed to escape with my dignity intact.
Next: the wilds of Central Hackney!